Voice of Geek NASA Client Side Install:

1. Download the VON Client Side Zip and the VON Client Side Update

2. Extract to any folder you like. The desktop works fine. VCS will not run from within the zip file.

3. Install the voice (shareware) located in the "'VON Voice" folder (double click the msi file). I would keep this install file around - if for some reason it stops working, remove "NextUp-Acapela Elan Lucy22 UK English Voice" using Add/Remove programs, run RegEdit and delete all keys that match 'Acapela' or 'NextUp', reinstall.

4. Set Windows to use Lucy as the default voice for speech. (Control Panel, Speech, Text To Speech, select "Acapela Telecom HQ TTS English (UK) (Lucy 22 kHz)

5. Install the font, "1942.ttf" (control panel, fonts, drag and drop)

5.5 Install the VON Client Side Update

6. Create a shortcut on your desktop to VONClientSide.exeif you like.

7. Launch VON Client Side

8. Laugh at the idiocy.

9. Say silly shit on VON.

10. Repeat as necessary.